Celebrity WTF'S Volume 272
Geri Halliwell has complained to police that a nanny physically abused her three-month-old baby. The incident occurred when the former 'Spice Girls' singer left baby Bluebell in the care of a temporary member of staff when she went for a walk with two friends. When Geri returned her baby was shrieking and she found bruising on her arms. Geri called the police and the nanny has since been fired.
That's what happens when you are too lazy to find a real sitter and ask Britney Spears to baby sit.
Comedienne Ellen DeGeneres was in a car accident Friday afternoon, when her stopped car was reportedly hit from behind by a car that was itself struck by an alleged drunk driver. Ellen was driving with her girlfriend Portia de Rossi, tehy were stopped at a red light. A Buick LeSabre was stopped behind them. The Buick was struck by a third car, driven by an alleged drunk driver identified as a 52-year-old woman. Both Ellen and her passenger complained of pain to their backs and necks.
And that was just from their night of lesbian passion the night before.
The first pictures of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby daughter will be published tomorrow - four months after her birth. It has been revealed that the pair have secured a deal with Vanity Fair magazine to print the first ever photos of Suri. The exclusive photos reportedly show baby Suri nestled against Tom's neck as he sleeps. Another is said to show Suri sleeping on the couple's bed, with Katie grinning at the camera.
Katie's probably grinning from all the "vitamins" Tom has her taking. Does this kid look 4 months to you? Something is very peculiar here. Suri does look a lot like Katie and somewhat like Tom but, then again Tom and Katie look alike.
Ashlee Simpson has dumped her guitarist boyfriend Braxton Olita and is seeing Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz. The two were spotted kissing in a night club. Ashlee's reps have confirmed to Us Weekly that the former couple have gone their separate ways, saying, "They broke up about a week ago. They decided to take a break."
Don't worry. She didn't steal your boyfriend.
Jessica Simpson struggled with bouts of loneliness after her divorce from ex-husband Nick Lachey.She told Glamour magazine, "There are moments when I would love to fall asleep with my head on somebody's shoulder just because I was used to that for so long. I miss that."
And then she remembered it wasn't Nick's shoulder that her head used to be on when she fell asleep.
Give it a minute. You'll get it.
'Pirates of the Caribbean' star Orlando Bloom and and on-again, off-again girlfriend of nearly four years, Kate Bosworth have broken up. Sources close to the former couple said that Orlando and Kate have decided to go their separate ways.
Apparently Orlando did not like that Kate had lost so much weight and gave her an ulimatum to gain some weight.This is one of their last photos together. Obviously, she didn't listen. Yikes.
Justin Timberlake in VOGUE. Oh c'mon Justin, don't hold back, tell us what you really think.
Elle Mac Pherson in an Italian Magazine.
Kate Moss in POP Magazine. She looks like a crazed llama!
More Suri photos....
OUT AND ABOUT...
Kid Rock goes shopping and gets the essentials of life. Beer and some food to make it look like he doesn't have a problem.
Cameron and Justin out for lunch.
Colin Farrell brings his mummy to a movie premiere.
Eva Longoria tries to pretend she doesn't know there are 5 million cameras in her backyard.
Hmm. That's odd. Gisele Bunchen the beautiful supermodel has a bouquet of flowers. What are the odds?
Hilary Duff, her creepy boyfriend and her skittish dog.
Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston meet up.
Did I miss something? When did Jessica Simpson turn 57?
Jack Osbourne has a new girlfriend.
Lindsay Lohan's boyfriend Harry Morton cops a feel.
Nicole Richie meeting friends.
Britney Spears trying to greedily get her latte back from her sister. Don't try this at home kids. Not wise to take a pregnant woman's nourishment from her. No matter how poor quality it is.
Vince Vaughn looks like he is in pain. I wonder if he has gas. As a matter of fact, he does....
Seal, Heidi, Gavin and Gwen all hang out with their kids. Seal looks bored. Heidi and Gwen looked thrilled to be having an adult conversation and Gavin's just trying to keep his cool and not notice they are hanging out with a Victoria Secret model.
Paris bawls her eyes out as a friend tries to comfort her. Paris was denied entry at a famous night club. Does she realize there are real tragedies going on in this world on a daily basis? This idiot needs a wake up call.